If this didn't get posted here, all hope in our website and its lofty pursuits would be lost.

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654

Openly <insert political polemic>!!!

yeah, they're not as good as the peanuts at Five Guys, but at least you don't have to take metamucil anymore, right?

Okay okay next he's supposed to raise an army of rubber ducks, and then he mingles with yaks for another 8 years

take him away boys!

*lights up a cigar*

That's 1-0 for the justice system I say! Three cheers for copyright law!

wow, that is beautiful work EJ. and i only owe you 9,396 peanuts? you sell yourself short my friend. I'll just get that delivered to you by the llamas and we should be squared up. Actually I need one for Bane now too, and i forgot to mention Vandal Savage last time. Can I get that for peanuts too? H...

yeah, sorry about that. sometimes my finger just slips and woops, another topic clicked that i didnt mean to click! does that ever happen to you?

I asked our new AI overlords to generate me some christmas memes: https://thepenguinconspiracy.org/images/469394706_500544506476250_6091210895353304773_n.jpg https://thepenguinconspiracy.org/images/469781520_500544503142917_6605127785213026353_n.jpg https://thepenguinconspiracy.org/images/469852282_...

I am groot.

But less than 47

Wait

is it

*squints*

*sees fangs*

EJ I know that's you you mongrel

Okay. I need an icon and a wallpaper for each of these DC villains.

1. Sinestro
2. General Immortus
4. Slade

My list seems to have shortened over the years.

How much are you charging for your sticks?

Whoops I meant to click on that other topic but instead I clicked on this topic. Whoops.

Wait. I mean... 不猫ing