Sillyness assurance policy guide lines.
1 You shall cut down the largest tree in the forrest with.... a herring.
2 You shall choose pirates instead of ninjas
5 You shall not pass
3 Sir! You shall make overly extensive use of Monty Python references
3! You shall eat polar bears only when served to you
4 You shall order products at the NLPPS for only $19,95
5 You shall absquatulate
6 You shall act silly at silly moments
7 You shall strive to understand pokey the penguin
8 You shall only count to 3
I hope this helps.

