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Re: secks?

Postby Dark Fennec » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:27 pm

When I was born
I did surely scorn
My proud parents' name
Then our lives went down the drain
Drove them insane
My birth was a curse
I bit the nurse
Oh, but I love the worst

I deserve to be subtly submersed
Dried up and laid in a hearse
May the light of Aether shine upon you...burning you to a goddamn crisp.

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Re: secks?

Postby Dark Fennec » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:42 pm

I am not a bad man
Even though I do bad things
Very bad things
Such horrible things
But it's not quite what it seems
Not quite what I seem!
...
Ah hell...
I'm exactly what I seem
May the light of Aether shine upon you...burning you to a goddamn crisp.

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Re: secks?

Postby EVIL JOE » Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Some people say that I'm a bad guy,
They may be right, they may be right,
But it's not as if I don't try,
I just fuck up, try as I might,

But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it,
I'll open up my heart and I will share it,
Any minute now I will be born again

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Re: secks?

Postby kara » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:08 am

what the heck is going on here?

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Re: secks?

Postby Quinn » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:22 am

Out of the blue came a killer crazy crew
Whos motto was stomp on the weak
With bones in their hair they were hungry as bears
And their leader was king of the freaks
They was SPAAACE PIRATES
The lowest scum of the yellow sun
They was SPAAAACE PIRATES
Sack a galaxy just for fun
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Re: secks?

Postby Huggles828 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:43 am

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy hn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

CHORUS

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

CHORUS

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

CHORUS

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

CHORUS

We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
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Re: secks?

Postby RoadieRich » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:28 am

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
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Re: secks?

Postby grosser pinguin » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:15 pm

what the heck is going on here?
thats :shock:

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Re: secks?

Postby Dark Fennec » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:40 pm

When I was two
I poured super glue
Into my father's hair
As he sat unaware
In his armchair
Much to his dismay
Had to cut it all away
I deserve to be cut and filleted
And tossed about in disarray
Until the pieces melt away
May the light of Aether shine upon you...burning you to a goddamn crisp.

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Re: secks?

Postby grosser pinguin » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:12 pm

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

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Re: secks?

Postby RoadieRich » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:01 am

Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched all your suffering
As the battles raged higher
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms
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Re: secks?

Postby Fred_Penguin » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:27 am

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.
this shall now be stuck in my head for the next 24 hours....

better than what was previously there.
prove it.

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Re: secks?

Postby Quinn » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:33 am

I saw my baby, cryin hard as babe can cry
What could I do
My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue
no body knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening?
And then baby said
(Dance magic) Dance magic dance
(Dance magic) Dance magic dance
Put the baby spell on me
(Jump magic) Jump magic jump
(Jump magic) Jump magic jump
Put that magic jump on me,
Slap that baby, make him free

(Did that all from memory, oh god do I need new movies to watch)
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Re: secks?

Postby Dark Fennec » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:36 pm

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May the light of Aether shine upon you...burning you to a goddamn crisp.

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Re: secks?

Postby MonkeytheFlyingMoose » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:59 pm

?
It's from the movie Labyrinth, starring David Bowie's crotch.


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