Forum Rules (all n00bs read this)

Postby **EVIL JOE** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:26 am

Here are the rules for the forum:

1. No double posting - Don't make more than one post in a row in the same topic.

2. No spam - Don't make pointless posts or topics.

3. No pornography/gore - Don't post pictures that may offend people.

4. No spoons - There are no spoons, no spoons at all. And don't even think of bringing spoons here because TPC is protected by SPOOOON GUUAAAARDD!!!!!

Obey the rules or else. Here are the consequences:

1. Warning - The first time you don't obey the rules you will be warned or something.

2. The hot box - You will be sent to the hot box forum to think things out for a certain period of time.

3. Temporary banning - You will be banned for a certain period of time.

4. Permanant banning - You will be banned forever.

(When you are banned your IP address will also be banned, which means that you won't be able to make a new account while you are banned)

If you do something very bad (posting offensive pictures, etc.) you will be banned or sent to the hot box on the spot. Now go out there and be the best n00b you can be.

tishthestripysockedpirate · Postby **tishthestripysockedpirate** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:28 am

methinks we have a noob shortage. evil joe, you need to advertise on other sites.

Umbrella_Moose · Postby **Umbrella_Moose** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:33 am

Hi all! um... im not really a noob cause i was on the OLD TPC but i read this one and i decided to make eviljoe happy by posting in here so lol

. um eviljoe are the basics the same for ranks or do we get ranks as soon as we register like tish got site pirate?

okay, bye for now!

0(!_!)0 MONKEY

UMBRELLA MOOSE

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:28 am

Yes! Advertise, Advertiseeeeee!! N00B shortage at sector 3!

tishthestripysockedpirate · Postby **tishthestripysockedpirate** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:58 pm

we have... a noob! an actual noob posted!

well, i told him to so i knew it was coming, but still...

and the ranks are progressive, im more specialer than you so i am the site pirate. but you will get different ranks as you post more.

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:08 pm

We must celebrate! Cake anyone? *holds out a tray*

Postby **Cirrus** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:15 pm

Thank you, sir. -takes tray, eats it- Who wants this strange flour-y block with icing stuff that was on the cake?

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:19 pm

only I have tha recipe for this doughnut! *holds out giant doughnut used from
cake mix* Muahahaha *puts 7 more cake mix doughnuts on the first* who
wants a taste of my tower?

Postby **Cirrus** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:19 pm

... I'll pass, I like my heart.

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:20 pm

Nope.

Postby **Cirrus** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:21 pm

-smack- Be more useful, damn you.

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:22 pm

I'm not gonna be more usefull, I'm going to be more shoveful! *shoves whole
7 doughnut pieced cake down cirrus's throat*

Postby **Cirrus** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:23 pm

-dies of frivolously high blood-sugar level-

Eerie · Postby **Eerie** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:24 pm

Hey, you don't have a life! which means... you go to HELL! You died and had
no lives, so you are liverupt!

Postby **Cirrus** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:25 pm

I always did suck at monopoly.

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