The 2006 TPC Award Ceremony segment from KING PENG's 3rd TPC Anniversary (February 17 2006). (This is officially recognised as the first ever TPC Award Ceremony)...
Now I told the world about a month ago that this presentation was going to happen now I have a very special presentation inside my presentation. I present the first ever TPC award ceremony. Tonight I will host this event and instead of nominees for a certain award I will give everyone an award for how they present themselves on TPC. Yes everyone important will get an award so here we go.
The first award is presented to an admin who is obsessed over the word SEXY. This admin believes that in his own little world he is a sexy beast. This admin is also a frequent user of MSN messenger who keeps in contact with Inf. . I present the “I like boys butts and I cannot lie” award to EVIL JOE, TPC admin.
This next award is for someone very close to me. Someone who you can say is related to me. Related in the way that they rule the world. He is a new member of TPC but I present uberdick the “goddess of the fairy world” award.
This award is a very special one. It is one award in which I could only think of one person for it, so I present the “buttsecks” award to cryingpenguin.
My brother is presented the next award. This award is given to my brother Inf. for his long history with KINGPENG in the past and in the present through the battles and the alliances together. Inf., my brother, I award the “5cm penis wonder” award to you. Congratz.
This award is the “biggest whore of whores” award and it is undoubtedly awarded to Delegate_for_the_puffins.
Now a member by the name of Cirrus who is also a mod on TPC is also presented an award. This award represents the unfortunate disease in which the winner holds. Cirrus, I present to you the “everyone doesn’t have aids, but I do”. Congratz to you and your new movie Backdoor Sluts 9 starring EVIL JOE as Seaman and Cirrus as Swallow.
Johnnyandgrace I’m giving you the “Johnny Depp vs. Green Day” award because you are the only person who likes Green Day on this site that I know. The Johnny Depp bit is just for you.
The “not_important” award is presented to someone who is high in power but really doesn’t deserve such an honour. This award is awarded to not_a_penguin.
The next award is presented to a bloke who really has a wide imagination full of wonder and naked men. The next award is presented to Monkeythecryinggoose, the “do you like anal” award.
The “Magic mushroom” award is presented to Magic Turtle, KINGPENG’s hal brother, Inf.’s brother
Finally a special award presented to the great one, the one who makes the world go round because he is the one who it revolves around. The “king of the world” award is presented to KINGPENG for his greatness and domination of the world.
Well that concludes the first ever TPC award ceremony but there is still more to come.