commissions

[nachtkriecher]

i need someone to draw DC villains for me. Harley you still too busy? perhaps you know someone?

[Quinn]

I don't know anyone who does anything close to DC style, sorry.

[nachtkriecher]

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[EVIL JOE]

I can draw stick figures. Genitalia optional.

[Quinn]

Nacht are you on Tumblr? There's a decent amount of artists who post notices on there when they're taking commissions. I know most of the webcomic artists I follow post their news on there. Search the art commissions tag.

[nachtkriecher]

no im not. i posted a thing on facebook and found out a friend does commissions... but then kara said she'd try and draw them when she's finished with exams.

[nachtkriecher]

kara finished with exams but never drew my thingies i wanted drawn >8(


i still use that smiley. evil joe you changed my life, you know that right

[EVIL JOE]

The offer is still open for the stick figure drawings. However, genitalia is now mandatory.

[nachtkriecher]

Okay. I need an icon and a wallpaper for each of these DC villains.

1. Sinestro
2. General Immortus
4. Slade

My list seems to have shortened over the years.

How much are you charging for your sticks?

[EVIL JOE]

I charge 12 peanuts per hour and it took me a solid 783 hours to draw, so you owe me 9,396 peanuts for the following piece:





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[WARNING! NSFW! DON'T VIEW AT WORK!]





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I made sure to make it wallpaper size (assuming your PC monitor is the standard 1004x686 pixels).

[nachtkriecher]

wow, that is beautiful work EJ. and i only owe you 9,396 peanuts? you sell yourself short my friend. I'll just get that delivered to you by the llamas and we should be squared up.

Actually I need one for Bane now too, and i forgot to mention Vandal Savage last time. Can I get that for peanuts too? Here's some more to keep your lights on

[EVIL JOE]

Actually I need one for Bane now too, and i forgot to mention Vandal Savage last time. Can I get that for peanuts too?

Unfortunately commissions are now closed due to the fact that I'll be busy spending all of my free time consuming peanuts for the foreseeable future.

I'll be honest; these peanuts taste horrible, but I do like the squeaky crunch noise they make when I bite into them.

[nachtkriecher]

yeah, they're not as good as the peanuts at Five Guys, but at least you don't have to take metamucil anymore, right?