Ask Cirrus!

[Cirrus]

what is the best way to escape from cirrus?

There is no escape. Suicide is your only option.

how does one care for their pet cirrus?

The common Cirrus requires a varying amount of liquor, cereal, boobies, and water. Never let your Cirrus outside during a storm, and you need to keep him sexually stimulated at all times.

[nachtkriecher]

what happens if you let your pet cirrus outside during a storm?

[sicksock]

It rains mogwai

[Cirrus]

what happens if you let your pet cirrus outside during a storm?

Usually he'll just get picked up by the powerful winds and thrown to and fro, but occasionally he spontaneously combusts, followed by a massive explosion.